Bosses at BP - Britain's biggest firm - have fired off a memo to staff - asking them to stop having sex in the office.

An embarrassed couple landed themselves in trouble when they accidentally dialled 999 in a moment of passion.

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Transcript from a real session at #hotsex

For anyone that has spent just a few too many hours in #hotsex on IRC...

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does...